Love, Jager Bombs and The Walk of Shame.

sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

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bvsedjesus:

sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

lmao this the most disrespectful thing ive ever seen

bvsedjesus:

sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

lmao this the most disrespectful thing ive ever seen

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zaddylonglegs:

beytwerk:

Rick Ross wearing a chain of himself wearing a chain of himself. 

this is the level of flagrancy that I want to be on

zaddylonglegs:

beytwerk:

Rick Ross wearing a chain of himself wearing a chain of himself. 

this is the level of flagrancy that I want to be on

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ecklecticsoul:

Childish Gambino Interview At The Breakfast Club Power 105.1 

[x]

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charlieteacake:

Feeling so easy, make me skin and bones.

charlieteacake:

Feeling so easy, make me skin and bones.

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willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

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i-love-mmfd:

baguetttes:

this is how false information on tumblr works

THIS SCENE

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"Hug it out bitch." That is what men say to each other after a fight. They hug it out. And in doing so, they just let it go. And walk away, and they’re done.

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